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Hi, my name is Cuspy! I’m the 2nd right molar of Adam Daugelli, you know, the guy who gave you all the candy in class. I’m posting a blog today because I need your help. I think I’m in danger!!!!

…you see, I think I’m being followed by a dentist named Jeff Goetz, and on top of that, I’ve had this terrible headache!

OOHHHH NO!! it’s JEFF GOETZ!!!! AAHHHH somebody help me!!!!!!

HA! HA! Haa! Agghhhh…

You really think you’ll be able to save your little calcified friend?!  Do even have any IDEA of what I can do?!!

Just look at what I’ve done to his friends!!

That’s right! You better be taking me seriously now. If you ever want Cuspy back–so he can dole out his sweet, sweet, candy–then you must respect my evil demands.

You see, I treat dentistry as a business, one where my customers are as comfortable and as pain-free as possible. For some reason though, they always find something to complain about during the procedure. Even when I give them local anesthesia to numb their mouth, they still complain. Just look at this research report on the effect of vibration on pain during local anaesthesia injections !!!!! I mean, COME ON people!!!!

So, hehe,  if you want your friend to come out alive and pain-free, then I need you to find for me the BEST new dental technology on the market today, an innovation that will allow me to fill Cuspy’s cavity and give your dear friend Adam Daugelli the following added benefits:

1. I won’t have to use anesthesia.
2. There will be little pain.
3. I won’t have to use stitches.
4. There will be minimal blood loss.
5. The damage to surrounding tissue is minimized.

You’d be wise to treat this subject seriously as I am always looking to add new friends to my new patient recruitment list. We wouldn’t want anymore losses, now, would we… good luck my friends.

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