It’s Saturday night (or as a true “bro” would call it, Fraturday) and the most important night of the week for you. If you can’t land any hot sorority slam pieces tonight, you’ll have spent every night of your week empty handed (or almost). You know what that means. Your bro cred (similar to stock prices in the frat market) is dropping faster than freshmen drinking their first beer during Summer B. Only GDIs (specifically, honors kids) should be dateless for the weekend. But, stop pulling out your hair over your repeated failures with those of the opposite sex (after all, you don’t want to destroy that carefully groomed frat shag). I have the answer for your troubles. Log in to TopTier Friend Finder.
Frat daddies such as this guy are way too top tier to be without a date to their functions. Just scope the bow tie, frat shag, and let's not forget about that little guy riding the horse on his shirt (let's call him Ralph).
The website, designed similarly to social networking sites such as Facebook and eHarmony, was built to match good looking frat bros like you with sorority girls. After all, you frat way too hard to have nobody notice you. And the process is so simple you can navigate our interface in order to scope the countless bras (sorority version of bro, but if I had to tell you that then this site probably isn’t for you) with a Natural Light in your left hand and 10 more empty ones on the floor. All you have to do is create a profile (for free) complete with pictures of you in your Ralph Lauren button down, pastel colored short shorts, Sperry boat shoes, and frat goggles (Costa del Mar croakies advised). Then, you enter the fraternity that you are in and on which campus (example: Phi Gamma Delta at the University of Texas-Austin). We have field experts at most major college campuses throughout the South (looking to expand soon) who have ranked fraternities and sororities into tiers. This is done to maximize similarities between you and your potential dates.
As you can see, sorority slam pieces can range from really hot to not so much. Thus, we will provide the whole spectrum for you.
Sorority girls are ranked in our database according to a formula. Our experts survey every girl interested in entering our system around the following criteria: 40% of the formula is based on looks, 10% is calculated from personality, 30% level of inhibition, and 20% level of partier (all calculated out of 10 points). This is all multiplied by a sorority tier multiplier(lower tier sororities range from .5 to 1 and middle to top tier sororities’ multipliers can go as high as 1.3). Most importantly, only a female GDI with at least an 8 out of 10 in the looks department will be allowed to create an account (ad their multiplier is 1). No male GDIs are eligible for this service (sorry, try eHarmony big guy).The higher the final score, the higher she’ll be rated. Now for those of you who think you’re deserving of a high scored broad, you may be mistaken. That is why the same formula is used for you. For example, if you’re a lower tier bro with a final score of a 6.3 (which is very high for a lower tier bro) don’t expect to be paired with a top tier sorority girl who is rated as a 8.7. Instead, your options will be limited to a decently rated middle tier sorority slam piece or a rare ugly top tier sorority girl (good for you, buddy).
Since this resource is free for all of you bros, you’re probably wondering how we make money. Well, my natural response would be to say mind your own business. But, in the interest of my business, I’ll tell you. You may have heard of this new technology called advertisements. Well, if you look closely at our sidebar, you’ll notice the advertisements for frat essentials such as frat goggles, boat shoes and clothing companies such as Ralph Lauren, Vineyard Vines, Guy Harvey, North Face, etc. I can’t legally tell you that you must click on these advertisements, but if you see an advertisement that appeals to you, feel free to click your mouse on it. You can also buy novelty items from our visitor shop such as TopTier frat tanks, coozies, cigarette holders, etc. These essentials will ensure that you are not ever caught off guard wearing brands such as Express, Gap, American Eagle, Aeropastale, or Abercrombie or wearing shoes like K-Swiss.
You’ve never heard of it, you say? Well, that is good in a way. We don’t want GDIs coming out of the woodwork to try and create profiles. But, we do want those of you who frat hard to enjoy the benefits of being frat. So, we are working diligently towards a marketing plan. Firstly, we will host a blog which will link with other social networking sites such as Facebook (bros aren’t lame so they don’t read Twitter) and other blogs such as broslikethissite.com and frattinghard.com (which are about the only blogs a bro might read). We are paying for targeted advertisements on Facebook (for example, a bro at the University of Florida who states an interest as Alpha Tau Omega will see an advertisement to our site). Also, a regularly updated Facebook fan page complete with testimonials and videos will be used.
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